Road Rules by Jim Winter
Where to Get It:
Barnes and Noble (Nook)
Smashwords (all eBook formats)
The road trip to Hell starts with a stolen car. Stan and Mike take what they think is an easy trip to Florida to deliver a collectible Cadillac. Little do they know that they're hauling something much more important in their trunk. And everyone wants it: The Feds, the Catholic Church, a deeply spiritual - if sex and cocaine addicted - Cuban drug lord, and a desperate PI dressed as a truckstop hooker. Instead of a week prowling the beaches of Miami, they end up in a showdown on a sleepy Sunday morning in Savannah. It's high noon in the garden of good and evil.
What they're saying about it:
"[E]very so often, I want to read about bad people doing bad things, and doing so with the kind of dark, twisted humor that shows us, not the banality of evil, but the absurdity of it. Jim Winter gives us all that, and more, in ROAD RULES"
"We've got blood, beatings, bullets, crooked Bishops, tough, sexy broads, and a bunch of rat bastards laying down a rat bastard routine. It's fast, it's wild, and it is frequently laugh-out-loud funny. In short: Road Rules is one HELLUVA ride!"