Bargain eBooks #127:

Trevor McDingle's Diary (Feburary to March) by Trevor McDingle

Genre: Adult Comedy, Romance

Price: $0.99

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Trevor McDingle, a European citizen living in England (part of the United Kingdom), receives a diary as a twenty-fifth birthday present from his loving mother, which he uses to methodically document his life.

Through reading Trevor’s diary it becomes possible to gain an insight into this obnoxious and rather inadequate man by means of his revealing and honest daily log, in which he tends to describe countless pointless, and often hilarious, goings-on in great detail.

Trevor’s inability to recognise flaws in his personality, combined with his ludicrous outlook on life, results in him believing that he excels in almost all things. After all – once any man has wholly convinced himself that he has achieved perfection, then surely problems encountered in life must have been caused by the failings of those less capable?

Trevor’s diary entries tend to be rather uninhibited in both their candidness and desire to describe unsavoury personal inflictions and habits. Whilst one can’t help but laugh at Trevor’s suffering and feel despair at Trevor’s evident lack of morality, one might also wish that Trevor had occasionally been a little less forthright in describing certain personal traits.

As the days pass, Trevor manages to find true love with blonde Angela and everything in life, from his perspective, seems perfect.

Alas, Trevor’s idyllic life is very soon thrown into turmoil when his father’s past catches up with him, introducing Trevor to a world of theft, abduction, violence and murder. None of those concepts are alien to Trevor, but he had previously been more used to inadvertently instigating such acts rather than finding himself on the receiving end.

With his loyal friends at his side and tooled only with his intellect and his nippy and practical small car, Trevor has the unenviable task of finding a way to defeat the criminals whilst protecting his young girlfriend and saving his father from otherwise certain death.

One might be of a mind to reason that it is ill-advised to confront hardened criminals whom have shown willingness to torture, maim and kill. However, this is Trevor McDingle’s world and, in his eyes, all other men are inferior. Trevor is not constrained by conscience and is thus free to seek retribution against those who would dare act against him.

So, by reading through Trevor’s diary we first begin to see an implicitly-described and somewhat bewildering love story unfolding before we are guided into a criminal underworld to experience torture and murder. Throughout, we are privileged to share in Trevor’s many riotous misadventures.

What they're saying about it:

"Genuis - a new genre, comedy of the repellent!"


"I don't know where you got your material but I'm sure you have spoken to a couple of ex boyfriends of mine - some of the things are a bit too true to life - lol.
I really enjoyed it - a bit repetative but then so were some of my ex boyfriends come to think of it.

I think men will love this book and it will remind women what a lucky escape they've had in the past after knowing a Trevor McDingle.
Thanks for the laugh.

Reader beware - not for the easily offended ;0)"


"How do you describe this book?

It is rude, offensive, repelling, revolting, sick, warped - in fact, everything bad you can imagine.

The why give it 5-stars? I hear you ask.

Because it is ridiculously funny. The offensive stuff all shows the sort of man Trevor McDingle is, and you soon come to hate him and absolutely enjoy all the nasty and very funny things that happen to him.

I can honestly say that I've never laughed so much or so loudly reading any other book. This is a work of genius by an apparently very twisted mind.
Give it a go - you get a lot of laughs for your money."

Bargain eBooks #126:

Time's Edge by J.M. Dattilo

Genre: Sci-Fi, Fantasy

Price: $4.99

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Imagine being a Commander in the Galactic Armed Forces and on a mission so secret that you can’t be told what it is.

Imagine being thrown into another time and place with no explanation.

Imagine being stuck with a smart-mouthed computer, an ultra-correct android, and a seven-foot tall monster who knows both Santa Claus and Shakespeare.

Imagine being lost in time with a woman who may either be falling in love with you or trying to kill you.

Imagine being in a place that sits between worlds, dimensions, and times.

Imagine Time’s Edge.

Time’s Edge is the first place winner of the Tassy Walden Award, a literary prize given by the Shoreline Arts Alliance of Connecticut. A fast-paced, lighter tale, the story blends adventure, humor, and romance in a fun-to-read mix of sci-fi and fantasy.


What they're saying about it:

"The scene descriptions in this book are magnificently detailed and vivid. The theme of light and color is brilliantly interwoven throughout the story. This novel turned into a film would be a spectacular piece of art."--Amazon Reviewer

"You know it's a great book when you get to the last page, close the book and you feel like you just saw a movie. The descriptions were so well written that you could picture everything page by page. I'm hooked and want more!"--Amazon Reviewer

"The author does a phenomenal job creating characters, worlds, cavernous rooms and compounds as if you were walking right along with the characters in the book, much like the descriptive details presented by renown authors such as Stephen King. The rooms were painted so vividly in words that you could envision every artistic curve in the millwork that created very unique rooms. The detail makes you wish you could walk among the heroes of the story."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #125:

Bloated Goat by Manley Peterson

Genre: Middle Grade, Humor, Fantasy

Price: $0.99

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When Granny Hammy finds Bloated Goat face down in her front yard's drainage ditch, her grandson Cocky Doodle thinks nothing of it. In fact, he says that’s just another normal day for his best friend. But when they discover that Bloated Goat has little black Xs for eyes and is even more bloated than normal, they realize it is much more serious.

Come join the trio on a humorous adventure filled with jewel thieves, a despondent wolf, an alligator gangster, a kingdom of hungry mushrooms, a shocking skunk wedding, and a mysteriously powerful chameleon known as Crazy Ned.

What they're saying about it:

"I downloaded this book because the price was right and it sounded like something my 5th grader would enjoy. Oh, my! We read the first chapter aloud together and she was totally hooked. She cannot put this book down and keeps busting out in moaning laughs . . ."

"I don't normally read kids' books, but I had just finished a very heavy book and decided I needed something lighthearted to read next. I'm so glad I read this book! I laughed out loud 4 times in the first 3 chapters."

"Silly, crazy, inventive, wacky with a capital WACK. Well, that's exactly what this book brings to mind. But this time in a good, family friendly way! I feel the author set out to create the most outlandish and unorthodox cast of characters and story he could think of. If so, he succeeded 110%. I can confidently say you have never read a story like this one before."

Bargain eBooks #124:

Learning Curves by Catherine Robinson

Genre: True Life, Women's Fiction, Chick Lit, Contemporary

Price: $2.99

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Carolyn Reardon loved being a full-time mom, but after enrolling her children in preschool, she wanted to do more than just wait for them at home every day. Becoming a high school teacher seemed like the perfect career.

At first, Carolyn found meaning as an educator, helping students who grew to appreciate her enthusiasm and passion for learning. Carolyn’s caring and dedicated co-workers also became her closest friends. But she noticed a disturbing trend. Many teachers turned to drugs in order to deal with the stress of low pay and impossibly high demands. Others lost themselves in illicit affairs, conducted in unused or empty classrooms, and a few risked it all by seducing their own students.
Carolyn tried to ignore the sexually-charged atmosphere and cling to her happy marriage, but when an attractive and flirtatious teacher pursued her, Carolyn got swept up in a scandal of her own.

Learning Curves is a humorous, frightening, and semi-true tale about teaching, temptation, and the sometimes disastrous results – both in and out of the classroom.

What they're saying about it:

"Learning Curves reminds us of what we already know, that well meaning teachers are underpaid, overworked, and generally trapped a thankless and unforgiving profession. That said, the writer tells her story with her tongue fully placed in her cheek. The humor is dry, and the writing is honest. The supporting cast of characters are her colleagues - other teachers beaten down by the public school system. They are hilarious, and at the same time, not unrealistic. It's a fun read. Don't miss it."--Amazon Reviewer

"I took a copy of Catherine Robinson's 'Learning Curves'on vacation with me and was glad I did.

Robinson's heroine, Carolyn, takes on a High school in Florida in her second career as a school teacher. Her story is, at various times, touching, witty, sad and erotic. Carolyn is forced to deal with a stalker, and temptation - in the form of a fellow teacher - despite the fact that she is very much in love with her husband. The book is well plotted, has interesting characters and is fairly fast paced."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #123:

Four Years From Home by Larry Enright

Genre: Humor, Mystery

Price: $0.99 - $1.50

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Four Years from Home by Larry Enright is a work of fiction, set in 1972. It is the story of a man named Tom Ryan and his search for his younger brother, Harry, who has been gone for four years. It has elements of humor, but is not at all times funny. It is part mystery, but is not entirely about uncovering the unknown. It explores poignant issues of morality but in an odd, offbeat fashion. As Tom Ryan says: "Growing up, Harry was always the shining star of the family. He was the one you'd name if you were trying to think of kids who were holy, and the one I'd list as a brown-nosing little punk who deserved to get beat up on the playground for making it hard on the rest of us. He was the one God, and Grandma Ryan, had called to the priesthood."

What they're saying about it:

"By turns funny, sad and poignant, Four Years from Home takes the reader on a journey - externally and internally - as its flawed narrator seeks to solve a mystery. The novel is well written, entertaining and thought provoking."--Amazon Reviewer

"I bought this only because it was cheap, but it turned out to be a case of getting much more than I paid for. Often mysteries will have no clues as to what is actually going on which I think is poor storytelling--«The Usual Suspects» is an exception--, but this one gave me several clues throughout. Most of Tom's narrative is amusing, but the dramatic parts are dramatic; I was grinning or crying through most of the book. Yes, I would recommend this to friends."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #122:

Sugar and Spice by Saffina Desforges

Genre: Crime

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When you've got two young children, and you think the unthinkable, where do you turn? Inspired by the story of a man who begged a Judge to give him a longer sentence, because he knew he would harm another child if released, Sugar & Spice is meticulously researched, asking the questions society prefers not to have answered. At once disquieting and challenging, Sugar & Spice is car crash reading.

What they're saying about it:

"Brilliant, captivating, hard hitting, devastating. One of the most thought provoking books I have read in a long time. This is the type of book you read and believe in, you get to know the characters as if they have lived next door to you all your life, you feel their pain and sorrow and their elation. I read it in a day, couldnt put it down. Kept me guessing all the way to the end, brilliantly written, despite almost making you feel wary for reading about such a taboo subject. I recommend this to anyone!"--Smashwords Reviewer

"Possibly the best book I have read in a long time! The story line was gripping, I couldn't wait to turn the page to find out what was happening next. Written with such detail that you will find yourself totally immersed and engrossed. The subject matter of the book is a disturbing one but the way the story is written it is more about the killer and the race to capture him than the details of the kill, so read the book it will have you hooked. I know I was.

I look forward to the next book this amazing new author has to offer. So much so that I have since bought a kindle!"--Smashwords Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #121:

Vestal Virgin by Suzanne Tyrpak

Genre: Historical Romance

Price: $2.99

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Elissa Rubria Honoria is a Vestal Virgin--priestess of the sacred flame, a visionary, and one of the most powerful women in Rome. Vestals are sacrosanct, sworn to chastity on penalty of death, but the emperor, Nero, holds himself above the law. He pursues Elissa, engaging her in a deadly game of wits and sexuality. Or is Elissa really the pursuer? She stumbles on dark secrets. No longer trusting Roman gods, she follows a new god, Jesus of Nazareth, jeopardizing her life and the future of The Roman Empire.

What they're saying about it:

"I've been a big fan of Robert Harris since 'Fatherland', and when he delved into Roman history and offered 'Pompeii' - combining well researched history with fictional suspense, I was once again absolutely blown away. 'Vestal Virgin' is without doubt as good, and a must read for anyone who loves a fantastic story set in ancient times as turbulent as today's."--Amazon Reviewer

New York Times bestselling author Terry Brooks says, "...a writer of real talent...a promising new voice."

New York Times bestselling author Tess Gerritsen says, "Suzanne Tyrpak weaves a spell that utterly enchants and delights. Her writing is pure magic."

Bargain eBooks #120:

Paramourtal: Tales of Undying Love and Loving The Dead

Authors: L.K. Below, Nicole Brugger-Dethmers, Noree Cosper, M.C. DeMarco, K. Stoddard Hayes, Kevin Hosey, Elizabeth Ireland, Rebecca Rhielle, Kelly Wisdom and Evelyn Welle

Type: Short Story Collection

Genre: Paranormal Romance

Price: $4.99


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Paramour - a lover.

Paramortal - a supernatural being.

Together, they are "Paramourtal", a collection of ten spellbinding paranormal romance stories featuring classic and unique supernatural beings. Suspenseful, heartwarming and scary as hell, they’ll grip your heart and haunt you for days.

What they're saying about it:

"…a delightful book of fairytales for grownups." --Paranormal Romance Guild

"…touching, deeply imaginative and spellbinding...I highly recommend these stories both for their heartwarming characters and for the intensely imaginative escape they offer. In a word, this book is enchanting." -- The Romance Review

Bargain eBooks #119:

Where the Rain is Made by Keta Diablo

Genre: Romance

Price: $3.99

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After a decadent-looking savage captures Francesca DuVall and her brother Marsh, she spends every waking moment planning an escape. She didn’t count on the powerful draw of desire interfering with her scheme while in the clutches of the brutal Cheyenne Dog Soldiers.

Ethan Gray is a curator at a national museum . . . most of the time. When he travels through time to help his beloved People he’s Meko, leader of the most revered and feared tribe of the plains. Their worlds are decades apart and yet Meko can’t resist the dark beauty he kidnapped during a raid. Violent battles loom, but there’s only one he must win – the capture of Cesca’s heart forever.

From the windswept plains of Colorado and the harsh life of a Dog Soldier to the placid life of a curator, their love was fueled by passion and kindled by destiny.

What they're saying about it:

"Paranormal Romance Reviews – 5 Stars!

Through the lives of these three people, Ms. Diablo spins a vivid account of how grueling and sometimes brutal the life of a Dog Soldier could be. I loved how she wove the rituals and beliefs of the Cheyenne people throughout the tale as if you were there seeing it first hand. This is a historical romance sure to magically sweep you back in time. A must read!"

"E-Cata Romance – 4.5 Stars

An understanding of the culture of these wonderful people who fought to preserve their life style will be found in the pages of Where the Rain is Made. Keta Diablo takes us into the legends and lore of a people who lost so much more than lives those long ago days along the Platte River. Where the Rain is Made is a tale that is rich in history, emotions and love. Kudos to Ms. Diablo for penning such an impassioned story."

Bargain eBooks #118:

Playing the Game by Simon Gould

Genre: Thriller

Price: $.99

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Detective Patton of the LAPD has been targeted by a serial killer named The Chemist as the starting point for each game the killer is playing. He does not know why. Two girls are already dead and a third has only twenty four hours to live. For Detective Patton, this is a game he must win.

What they're saying about it:

"There are plenty of twists in this detective thriller to keep you entertained. The chapters are short, like [Patterson) some of the more established thriller writers, and the storyline is compelling. A new author for me and well worth a read. Set in LA it harks of Harry Bosch in parts, and that cant be a bad thing for any thriller. The Chemist is a seriel killer, stalking the city, and this talented new author describes the journey with skillful story writing. Well worth a try."--Amazon UK reviewer

"I have been looking for a new author for a while after having caught up with all of Patterson's and Child's novels, and heard about this new debut. Thought I would give it a go, and I certainly wasn't disappointed! Fast paced and gripping, it is one of those books that you are desperate to discover the next twist or turn (of which there are many, and of the variety that you don't see coming..), it is one of those books that you don't want to put down: 'I'll just read a bit more to find out how that turns out'. This definitely compares well with the previous mentioned authors and to be honest is much better than the last Patterson novel I read, where I had worked out the twist half-way through. Simon Gould managed to ensure that I wasn't able to do that with this book. Much more accomplished than you would expect from a debut novel, this is more like a sure footed stamp on the genre that you would expect from a much more established author. Am certainly looking forward to reading more...."--Amazon UK reviewer

Bargain eBooks #117:

Tsar Wars (Agents of Isis 1) by Stephen Goldin

Genre: Space Opera, Science Fiction

Price: Free - $0.99

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With humanity scattered across the galaxy on hundreds of worlds, the Empire is the only force for order across the stars. Without it, interstellar conflicts would bring chaos and billions of deaths.

But the tsar has been in a coma for five years now, and his grand-niece, the only apparent heir, is only 14 years old. In this hour of crisis, the task of preserving the Empire falls to two untrained--but far from unskilled--agents of the Imperial Special Investigation Service. Can they make a difference against the vast forces arrayed against them?

The Agents of ISIS series follows the adventures of secret agents who battle a massive, hidden interstellar conspiracy to preserve peace and order throughout the stars.

What they're saying about it:

"I am a space opera fan and was glad to hear about this series by Stephen Goldin.

Having read the Family D'Alembert series many times over the years it was with much anticipation that I started to read Tsar Wars.

I was not disappointed. A story that is both new and familiar at the same time it kept me spellbound until the end.

I do not wish to say too much as I do not want to spoil the pleasure you will get from reading this for the first time just make sure you have time to spare when you start reading as you will not want to put it down."--Smashwords Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #116:

The Goblin Brothers Adventures Vol. 1 by Lindsay Buroker

Genre: Childrens

Price: $0.99

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They're short, they're scrawny, they're green, and they want to be heroes. The problem? Goblins are supposed fish, forage, and stay out of the world's way, not challenge odious villains.

But Malagach and Gortok aren't going to let a few rules keep them from their dreams.

Armed with their wits, their stolen (er, borrowed) books, and their scavenged tools, they're ready to eradicate the evils around their mountain home. Or get in a lot of trouble trying....

What they're saying about it:

"The Goblin Brothers is a great collection of stories that will grab the attention of kids with their ways of always finding adventures, wanting to become heros, and trying to fit in. As a mother of 2 teenagers (who has read way too many books and stories) this book has kept me entertained too with the fun humor and creative tactics that each story brings. I am pulled into wanting to read the next story just to find out what they can concoct up! I felt it was easy to read,good humor, some cute suspense, and lots of fun surprises.

The author has done an awesome job with making the brothers personalities compliment each other with their differences. My favorite story was "The Goblin Brothers and the Slave Trader's Offer". The ending just made me chuckle! Loved it! (I wish I could tell you what I loved about it, but it might just give it away!)

On the cover of the book it says it is Volume 1, I can't wait for the next Volumes to come out!!"--Amazon Reviewer


"You have to read these stories! I'm serious. And yes, I'm talking to you, stop looking over your shoulder like I might mean someone else. Sure, you can hide behind buying them for your own kids, nieces, nephews, or those wee ones down the street, but you should read them too.

The first time I read the stories Malagach and Gortok (the Goblin Brothers of the title) became two of my favorite characters ever. One of the reasons that I enjoy children's fiction is because it is so good-hearted, but such depth of character development is rare. Both Malagach and Gortok become fully realized characters through the stories. Better yet, author Lindsay Buroker manages to let them share the spotlight equally in a very natural way.

You can't pick a better set of children's fantasy short stories."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #115:

Good Morning, Darkness by Ruth Francisco

Genre: Mystery/Thriller

Price: $2.99

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Everyone is in love with Laura: the Mexican fisherman who admires her through her kitchen window as he walks in the predawn darkness to the ocean; her boyfriend, Scott, a successful real estate agent who asks her to marry him and won’t take no for an answer; the detective who instructs her in martial arts; and her lascivious boss.

Then one day Laura disappears. There is no evidence of foul play—she had quit her job and claimed to be visiting her sick mother on the East Coast. But while wandering the beach one night, the fisherman finds a woman’s severed arm. When another one turns up shortly afterward, he believes they must be Laura’s. LAPD Detective Sergeant Reggie Brooks is also wondering if Laura is alive or dead. Yet without a missing person’s report or any evidence to suggest that the arms belonged to Laura, he cannot officially investigate.

Unofficially, however, Reggie Brooks can’t stop thinking about what happened to the vanished, beautiful woman who took his martial arts classes and now haunts his dreams. Soon he is driving up and down the windswept, lonely coastal highway in search of answers. He risks his job and his marriage as his obsession deepens. And his passion will lead him to a dark, terrifying place of unthinkable acts, irrational behavior, and premeditated murder...

What they're saying about it:

"As in her previous novel, Francisco knows how to turn the screws: the adroit plotting and additional fillip at the end are sufficiently compelling to qualify this as one of the year's best mysteries."--Publisher's Weekly

Bargain eBooks #114:

The Marlowe Conspiracy by M. G. Scarsbrook

Genre: Historical Fiction

Price: $2.99

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1593, Elizabethan England: In a turbulent time of wars, famine, and religious persecution, Christopher Marlowe struggles to balance his life as England’s most popular playwright with his duties as a government spy.

Suddenly, when he falls under suspicion of atheism, a capital crime, Marlowe fears his many powerful enemies have launched a conspiracy to have him executed...

With only a few days to clear his name, he quickly enlists the aid of a young William Shakespeare – one of the few friends he can still trust. Together, they race through Marlowe’s tangled life of crime, espionage, and noble connections to expose the conspiracy and save him from the hangman’s noose.

But will anything save a man as troubled as Marlowe?


What they're saying about it:

"The idea of Marlowe and Shakespeare together in a story was too good for me to resist. I was hoping for something like Shakespeare In Love, but this is different. It's much better! The story has far more suspense and action. It's like an Elizabethan version of The Bourne Identity!

Basically, Marlowe is torn between his secret life as a spy and his increasingly frustrating 'day job' as a playwright. These two worlds suddenly collide when the Archbishop of Canterbury blames Marlowe's rabble-rousing plays for causing all the anti-religious riots sweeping the country. To stop Marlowe from writing another work, the Archbishop joins forces with powerful noblemen in Elizabethan spy circles, and frames Marlowe for a crime he didn't commit. From then on, Marlowe's time is running out. Aided by William Shakespeare, his co-writer at The Rose Theatre, Marlowe goes on a quest to prove his innocence before it's too late. The investigation takes him through the highs and lows of Tudor England: we see the criminal underworld, rat-infested prisons, shadowy spy rings, as well as all the opulent houses of nobility - even the royal palace! Everything builds toward a dramatic showdown in a meeting house in Deptford, after which nothing will be the same again.

The author does a great job of bringing these characters to life. Marlowe is the daring but troubled superstar of his time, while Shakespeare is his confidante and conscience, displaying subtle hints of the brilliant artist he will become (by the way, for any Marlowe-Shakespeare conspiracy enthusiasts, you should know that this story is not about Marlowe secretly writing the works of Shakespeare!). Smaller characters in the story were also refreshing. For instance, we see an older Queen Elizabeth imprisoned by her own power and legend. And I was especially intrigued by Marlowe's patron Thomas, and his wife Audrey, who live a sham marriage designed to hide their own personal secrets.

The prose style of this novel is great - so much energy - so much attention to detail! The author is a formidable researcher. I loved all the historical milieu, like riding in a carriage through London, and the royal banquet chapters were especially vivid. One of my favorite moments was simply when Marlowe and Shakespeare drink at a London tavern - I could picture all the sights and smells exactly!

Also, as you might expect in a story about playwrights, the dialogue is very clever and witty. In fact, the humor was one of the most surprising aspects of this story. There is something funny in almost every chapter. I particularly liked Topcliffe the 'friendly' torturer!"--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #113:

Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools by Victoria Twead

Genre: Memoir, Travel, Comedy

Price: $2.99-$4.95

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It was all my fault. I nagged poor long-suffering Joe into abandoning England and settling into a tiny Spanish mountain village. Perhaps if we’d seen the culture shock in store, we might have hesitated, but then ‘Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools’ would never have been written…

‘Chickens’ is the story of our life with the villagers, how we became reluctant chicken farmers, destroyed the village fountain, captured a vulture, were rescued by a mule and much, much more.

For readers who may be keen cooks, chapters are interspersed with Spanish recipes given to me by the village ladies.

What they're saying about it:

“...a charming and funny expat tale’’ --Daily Telegraph, UK

“Weeks later, you will be standing at your kitchen window doing the dishes and recall some fleeting scene with chickens or mules or two old fools and laugh out loud all over again”--The Catalunya Chronicle

“…one of those rare ‘warm the soul’ non-fiction books. Simple, divine, & it makes you laugh out loud…”--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #112:

Cameo the Assassin by Dawn McCullough-White

Genre: Dark Fantasy, Paranormal, Historical

Price: $0.99



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Sometimes the anti-hero is the only hero you can find. Scarred and jaded Cameo is one of the most formidable assassins in the employ of the Association. She moves from one mission to the next as long as the alcohol keeps flowing, until the day she meets two dashing highwaymen who unwittingly throw in with the dangerous and otherworldly Cameo. But that's really where the story begins...


What they're saying about it:

"I really enjoyed this far more than I had expected. The author added some interesting twists to the story which really humanized the characters and set this apart from many of the novels within this genre. Well worth the purchase price! I am looking forward to reading the next book in the series and hope for more from this author in the future."--Donna M.

"I loved the characters. They are complex and interesting, with plenty of faults -and I find myself wanting to have drinks with them. The story quickly grabbed my interest. I can't wait for the next book; I'm dying to know what happens next!"--Carly Biel

"Ms. Mc-W's style is something to be envied and is certainly as refreshing as much as it is straightforward. She doesn't bombard the reader with too many details; yet develops the story with enough speed and grace to keep the reader captivated."--Syria, Syria Says blog



Cameo and the Highwayman by Dawn McCullough-White

Genre: Dark Fantasy, Paranormal, Historical

Price: $2.99

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The land of Shandow is a place of arctic cold. It was the scene of the bloody revolution, and is the location of the item Cameo's master wants so badly.

In the dark of winter a vampire lies in wait...

...Opal is unable to run from his past... and Cameo must make a choice that will cost her the last shred of humanity she has left.

Book Two in the Cameo series.


What they're saying about it:

"This is an excellent novel, one that deserves to be read. It's meaningful and has something important and revealing to say. And yet I've read far less skillfully crafted novels that outsell it. Perhaps this is simply a matter of exposure. Who knows. It is my hope, however, that people will read this review and jump at the chance to read this book - and the first one, as well. They're both worth the miniscule amount of money it would take to buy them.

Dawn McCullough-White is a fresh face in literature, one that I hope succeeds. It's time we recognize those who have something interesting to say and push their books to the forefront. This reviewer, for one, would find his life a lot less full complete if I hadn't read her work.

Plot - 10
Characters - 10
Voice - 10
Execution - 8
Personal Enjoyment - 10

Overall - 48/50 (4.8/5)"

--Robert Duperre of The Journal of Always blog


"I recently finished reading the first book in the Cameo series, Cameo and the Assassin, and had to immediately jump into the next book in the series, Cameo and the Highwayman, wanting to know what was going to happen next. The second books picks up where the first left off and continues to move at the same great action packed pace.

I can only hope that Dawn McCullough-White will continue the Cameo series, and this reviewer will be one of the first in line to continue on Cameo's journey with her!"--Jaidis Shaw of Juniper Grove blog

Bargain eBooks #111:

Leviathan by Zachary Harper

Genre: Fantasy

Type: Epic Poem

Price: $5.00

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The day Leviathan, Serpent of the Heavens, sent Death to collect Beauty's soul, the vengeful Hero is swayed to confront God himself and demand payment for the wrong done. A parable of modern man's response to the guilt and pain of death, Leviathan is an old story but retold.

What they're saying about it:

"Brilliantly written tale. Looking forward to more from this talented new author."--Smashwords Reviewer


"Hero lives a blessed life. He is married to the woman of his dreams, his strength is legendary, and he is revered the world round. When Death comes to kill his love, Beauty, and change his perfect world into one of pain and loss, Hero is set on vengeance. With some prompting from the Snake, Hero sets out to exact his revenge on God Himself.

An epic poem by Zachary Harper, in the style of "Beowulf," "Leviathan" is a "parable of modern man's response to the guilt and pain of death." During Hero's journey to avenge his loss, he affects change in a number of ways. His mind focused on his mission, he doesn't even notice whose lives are altered by his actions. When Hero eventually finds his way to Leviathan, the meeting doesn't go quite as planned, leaving the reader to think about what it all was for. It also offers the opportunity to think of how Hero's journey relates to your own life, as I found myself reflecting on my own journey.

Although I studied "Beowulf" back in high school, this is admittedly not my typical genre choice for reading material. That being said, it was a refreshing experience to engage in this poetic tale. I particularly liked the last chapter and thought it fitting closure to the adventure. For fans of this genre, or if you're ready to try out a new type of adventure, this is a good bet."--Grace Krispy, MotherLode blog

Bargain eBooks #110:

The Founder's Face by David Wuensche

Genre: Mystery, Science Fiction

Price: $1.99

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From the perspective of an outsider, The Union is a virtual paradise. The sole blemish on its otherwise perfect surface is the secretive and seemingly unstoppable Process Cult. Detectives Sali Ross and Gordon Pratt live with the dead-end assignment of hunting down the vigilante religion's elite membership. Like their predecessors, though, they have little to show for their work. But when the source of the killings comes into question, the two officers find themselves at the center of an even older mystery. Is the cult really the villain that The Union makes them out to be? The very origin of the nation may unravel as the detectives slowly begin to consider the impossible.

What they're saying about it:

"This book was a very fun read. It was a most enjoyable sci-fi. It had twists that I did not anicipate. David created a world that was detailed and interesting. I reccommed this book to sci-fi mystery lovers everywhere."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #109:

Charlotte Collins: A Continuation of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice by Jennifer Becton

Genre: Regency Romance, Historical Fiction

Price: $2.99

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When Charlotte Lucas married Mr. Collins in Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, she believed herself to be fortunate indeed. Her nuptials gained her a comfortable home and financial security. If she acquired these things at the expense of true love, it did not matter one whit. To Charlotte, love in marriage was nothing more than a pleasant coincidence.

As the years of her marriage dragged by, Charlotte began to question her idea of love as she suffered continual embarrassment at her husband's simpering and fawning manners. When Mr. Collins dies, finally relieving everyone of his tedious conversation, she must work feverishly to secure her income and home. She gives no further thought to the prospect of love until her flighty sister Maria begs her to act as her chaperone in place of their ailing parents. Hoping to prevent Maria from also entering an unhappy union, Charlotte agrees, and they are quickly thrust into a world of country dances, dinner parties, and marriageable gentlemen.

But when an unprincipled gentleman compromises Charlotte's reputation, her romantic thoughts disappear at the possibility of losing her independence. As she struggles to extricate herself from her slander, her situation reveals both the nature of each gentleman and of true love.

What they're saying about it:

With Charlotte Collins, Jennifer Becton mines the rich vein of literary characters who've vanished into the mists of history. Her newly widowed Charlotte is an expert in social nuance, but does she know her own heart as well? Charming, witty, and grounded in period detail, Becton's debut novel will make Jane Austen fans rejoice. --Beverle Graves Myers, author of Her Deadly Mischief

"Becton does a wonderful job of bringing us back into Austen’s world in more importantly into the headspace of Charlotte after her husband dies. Dear reader, I almost felt as though I was watching a movie. Rich descriptions, wonderful character development and writing with genuine feeling.... I would recommend this to any purist!" --Kelly Yanke Deltener, National Jane Austen Sequel Examiner

Bargain eBooks #108:

No Escape by Anthony Izzo

Genre: Horror

Price: $2.99

Where to Get It:

Amazon.com (For Kindle)


Jack Hammond is an-ex Special Forces soldier who has returned from the war. He's looking to take a peaceful island vacation with his family and forget about the horrors in Iraq and Afghanistan. Soon after the Hammonds' arrival on the island, a military ship runs aground. It's carrying the military's latest weapon in the war on terror, bloodthirsty creatures trained to kill terrorists. And now they're loose. Soon bodies begin piling up, and a clandestine military unit arrives on the island to deal with the threat. Jack must battle the creatures and hostile soldiers to get his family off the island before it's too late. Before there's no escape.

What they're saying about this author:

""Izzo drags you into the shadows but doesn't leave you in the dark. A keeper." - Scott Nicholson, author of The Red Church

"A taut supernatural thriller that grabs you with strong, cold fingers and never lets go." Jonathan Maberry, author of The Dragon Factory

Bargain eBooks #107

The Venom of Vipers by K.C. May

Genre: Science Fiction

Price: $2.99

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A supervirus threatens to wipe out the human population.

The only hope for the future is a cure hidden inside Ryder Stone. Created in a lab and brutalized, betrayed and hated by humans, Ryder yearns for freedom. On the outside, a group of human genetic purists want him dead.

When Katie Marsh, a brilliant young geneticist, discovers his secret, she must fight to protect Ryder, gain his trust...and convince him to save humanity before the purists destroy them both.

What they're saying about it:

"When I started reading K.C. May’s The Venom of Vipers, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. The book does not fit neatly into a specific genre. It has a little science fiction, a little mystery, and a little thriller aspects to it. May neatly combines elements of those genres to develop her story that stands out in its own right."--Greg Arnett of Kindle Books Reviewed

"K.C. May offers readers a fast paced plot. The plot flows smoothly with never a glitch. ... The characters are likable and well developed. ... This is a fascinating book that will please fans of sci-fi and fantasy."--Readers Favorite

"K. C. May has spun another captivating tale. With this second novel, she once again proves that she knows how to string a story to maintain reader interest. The story flows along cleanly, and the transitions are smooth and do much to carry the reader along. The storyline itself is quite engaging. The idea that a virus could be slowly killing off the entire human population is not too out of the realm of possibility, and some of the ideas the author introduces in this tale are quite amazing, yet believable. It was a compelling read that was able to sweep me away."--Grace Krispy, MotherLode blog

Bargain eBooks #106:

The Role of a Lifetime by Jennifer Shirk

Genre: Romance

Price: $3.44

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There's more to life than playing make believe.

Sandra Moyer has a good reason to distrust actors. She was once married to one who left her and her child. However, she's desperate for publicity to help her struggling preschool. Hollywood playboy Ben Capshaw's request to access her classes to prepare for a role is an offer she can't refuse.

Sandra second guesses herself on that decision until she sees Ben in action with the children. Her apprehension turns to wonder, and then to feelings she'd thought were closed off forever. Yet how can she trust that what she's seeing is real?
As a boy, Ben learned that acting was the answer to everything. The role he's up for now will enhance his career and, he's sure, secure his happiness. But spending time with Sandra and her daughter stirs up emotions that-for once-aren't pretend.

Ben's ready for a lifetime role as husband and father-if he can convince Sandra not to typecast him.

What they're saying about it:

"You'll be laughing out loud one minute and then your heart goes out the very next. If you only have time to read one book this summer, THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME is a must read!" 5 Blue Ribbons --Chrissy at Romance Junkies

THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME is going to captivate readers with its warm family style romance. If you believe that everything happens for a reason, THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME is definitely the book for you." 4 Nymphs--Literary Nymphs Reviews Only

Bargain eBooks #105:

Rojuun by John H. Carroll

Genre: Fantasy

Price: $4.99

Where to Get It:

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Ryallon is a vast world with enormous forests, great mountain ranges, and vast oceans. Large human populations live on a few of the continents, but many areas of the world are unexplored and filled with magical creatures of all sorts. It is in this magical world that our story occurs.

Tathan left home at the age of fifteen in order to travel the world and live a life of adventure. Fourteen years later, he has come home to the valley where he was raised. He found the adventure along the way, but it hadn’t always been the sort of adventure one dreamed of; with dragons, maidens, knights and treasure. Most of it was much darker; with dark alleys, knives, and a primal struggle for life at the lowest levels.

Liselle is a young woman of 17 years whose parents wish her to marry soon. However, marriage is the last thing on her mind when she has never seen anything beyond the lonely valley where she lives. Liselle spends much of her time talking to the flowers about how she feels and they listen to her intently.

Vevin is . . . well . . . something else entirely. His home was recently stolen from him by a terrible creature who hurt him badly. Now he is looking for a new home. Preferably something with a large area to keep his treasure . . . once he acquires some.

Sir Danth is the greatest of the Knights of Morhain . . . of course, he’s the only Knight of Morhain still alive . . . sort of alive . . . only different.

Rumors are spreading about a new race called “Rojuun”, who appeared from the depths of the mountains eight hundred years ago with the intention of taking over the world. It is their understanding that humans exist to serve them. They are a bit disappointed that the humans don’t seem to be aware of that fact.

The companions are charged with finding out more about this race of Rojuun. Will they be entranced by beautiful music flowing through the air, or will they die a horrible death in the darkest depths of the world? And who, or what exactly is Vevin anyway?


What they're saying about it:

"Carroll's first novel is a tale filled with magic and adventure. It will draw you in and carry you forward as you join Tathan and his beautiful cousin Liselle as they leave the serenity of their home valley to explore the world. They join with a pair of quirky characters that they meet along the way, and the four find themselves fighting for their lives and the lives of the Rojuun in a land deep inside the earth. The journey forges the bonds of their friendship as they learn just what they and each other are made of.

A well-paced novel with diverse, believable characters and lands that come to life through skillful description, Rojuun doesn't disappoint."--Smashwords Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #105:

The Lost Secret of Fairies by Tiffany Turner

Genre: Childrens'

Price: $1.24 - $3.99

Where to Get It:

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Wanda had always read about adventure. Now she was in the middle of one. The World of Fairies is real, and she is their new Crystal Keeper, human caretaker to the World of Fairies. But the Fairy World is in trouble. The fairies are falling ill from the pollution that ravages the world above. Wanda has to find the key to their cure, before it is too late.

But like in all adventures, there are a few unanswered questions to solve. What has happened to the old Keeper? What are Germites? And can Wanda get used to her cat giving her backtalk while trying not to get grounded for helping the fairies? Join Wanda on her adventure, while she finds out that sometimes the best solution to a problem is the one you find within yourself.

What they're saying about it:

"'The Lost Secret of Fairies' is highly recommended for children's book shelves as the perfect bridge from picturebooks to young adult novels. Children 7-11 will love it."--Midwest Book Reviews Children's Watch Section

"'The Lost Secret of Fairies: The Chrystal Keeper Chronicles Book 1' by Tiffany Turner is a very good book with gorgeous cover art, a great, descriptive style by the author, and very well-developed characters, I would recommend this book to my friends, and hope I can read the next in the series, very soon."--Reader View Kids


The Lost Secret of the Green Man by Tiffany Turner

Genre: Childrens'

Price: $0.99

Where to Get It:

Amazon.com (for Kindle)


Who's got time for homework when your problems involve evil sorcerers? Wanda should be studying for a quiz, avoiding the bullies at her new school and living a normal tweenage life. But, she is called upon once more to be a savior of the fairies, a protector of the fey, a Crystal Keeper. Bees are dying, fairies are missing and nobody knows why.

Wanda and her new friend, Edina, visit a crystal store to search for clues. They read about the Green Man, a forest king who Wanda thinks could be the key to solving the mystery. But, when a unicorn appears in her bedroom, the mystery just seems to deepen. Perhaps by asking the right questions, she can find the answer to the crisis. Or will she just end up in peril herself?

What they're saying about it:

"A gentle, colorful magical adventure, with enough creepiness and kindness to sustain a series."--Kirkus Reviews

"I would recommend this book to all my friends. 'The Lost Secret of the Green Man: Book 2' book is great. There is something in it for everyone to enjoy. It leaves off on a cliff hanger, and I can’t wait to get my hands on the third book!"--Review from Reader View Kids (8/10)

Bargain eBooks #104:

The Djinn Garden by Stephen Goldin

Type: Novella

Genre: Fantasy

Price: $1.99, but free on Smashwords!

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In a world of Arabian Nights adventure, a band of heroes is on a quest to reunite the Crystal of Oromasd and save the world. One of their number, the beautiful young djinn named Cari, vanishes on a mysterious island in the Central Sea and the others must avoid being enslaved themselves and defeat a powerful invisible demon if they hope to rescue her.

What I found in the sample:

This is definitely worth a read. Sure, it's an excerpt from a much bigger series, but I found myself able to read through effortlessly--the sign of good writing. I liked that it isn't typical fantasy. How many books out there in the fantasy section have djinn in them? Not most.

So check it out and the rest of Stephen Goldin's works. He's definitely a writer who knows what he's doing.



Angel In Black by Stephen Goldin

Type: Short Story Collection

Genre: Fantasy

Price: $1.99

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Five supernatural tales from a master storyteller. This book contains the stories:

•For Services Rendered
•Bride of the Wind
•The Chenoo
•In the Land of Angra Mainyu
•The Masai Witch

Visit the Shop, where the mysterious proprietor will take you on journeys into the second sphere--a land of nightmares, the mystical realm where legendary creatures battle for the souls of humans, and where every victory has its price. But do you dare NOT pay?

Bargain eBooks #103:

Alien Murders by Stephen Goldin

Type: 2 Novellas (originally published in Analog Magazine)

Genre: Science Fiction/Murder Mystery

Price: $1.99

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Deborah Raboinowitz is a literary broker. She travels to alien worlds via virtual reality and sells the publishing rights to Earth books on other planets. But when an alien is murdered right before her eyes, there's no way she can keep from being involved and solving the murder herself.
Then, when an old friend is accused of a murder on a different world, Deborah has to become a lawyer and defend her friend before a kangaroo court by solving that murder, too.

What I found in the sample:

The sample was definitely well-written and propelled me through it in no time, the sign of a well-written story. I really liked Deborah as a character; she had a distinct attitude that made me care about her, and I know that others will enjoy her character as well. I also loved the original idea for this story: I'd love to have my books published on other planets.



Caravan by Stephen Goldin

Genre: Science Fiction

Price: $1.99

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It's the 1980s in an alternate-world America. U.S. society has fallen apart under food shortages, fuel shortages, racial unrest and a host of other problems. A group of people intend to escape to another planet and start a whole new world...if they can make it safely across the country--stealing gas and fighting off bandits--to reach the ship before it leaves.

Herds by Stephen Goldin

Genre: Science Fiction

Price: $1.99

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Wesley Stoneham, an ambitious lawyer and politician, has just murdered his wife in a fit of rage. Now he's planning to frame an innocent man for the crime. But he doesn't realize there was a witness to the crime: an invisible alien who's visiting Earth via astral projection. Now the alien has two problems: Should he report the crime to the authorities...and if so, how?

Bargain eBooks #102:

The New Wizard Of Oz: A Dorothy Gale Novel by Lacy Maran & Kevin Michael

Genre: Women's Fiction Novel

Price: $2.99

Where to Get It:

Amazon.com (for Kindle)



Dorothy Gale is fifteen years removed from Oz and the last of her friends to get married. But Dorothy's long time boyfriend Peter is dragging his feet proposing. After a visit with Peter's wacky divorced parents, Dorothy sees behind the curtain to a failed proposal in Peter's past, making her worry he'll never pop the question. Enter John Timmins, an old friend with a perfect family who's ready to propose now, yet doesn't get Dorothy's heart racing. At a yellow brick crossroad, Dorothy is visited by the Tin Man, Scarecrow, and Lion to help her decide: wait it out with the man she loves, or settle with a man she'll have to learn to love?

"The New Wizard Of Oz" is a humorous and romantic novel that combines L. Frank Baum and W.W. Denslow's classic characters with elements of "Bridget Jones" and "Meet The Parents."

What they're saying about it:

"As someone who loves the original Oz books, I wondered how a new take like this would pan out. And much to my surprise, it exceeded my expectations. The novel manages to combine humor with classic "will he or won't he propose?" The Tin Man, Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion all make appearances as do Alice Lyddell (of Wonderland fame) and Huck Finn. I loved the twists and turns and new perspective on Dorothy."--Amazon Reviewer

"The New Wizard of Oz is a light, cute, romp. Where would Dorothy be after she grows up? How would Dorothy act if she was in the 21st century, instead of the 20th century? This book looks at that. It's a very light, fast read. It's well written & edited, with only a couple of things that were worded funny (and maybe that's just me, I'm not exactly an English teacher or a professional editor). The plot moves along at a good pace, and you are introduced to a set of characters that are each crazier than the next."--Amazon Reviewer

Bargain eBooks #101:

Island of Secrets by Tammie Clarke Gibbs

Genre: Romance, Time Travel

Price: $2.99

Where to Get It:

Amazon.com (for Kindle)


Former Georgia Author of the Year Nominee, Tammie Clarke Gibbs has crafted a sweeping new time travel with the old-fashioned appeal of your favorite Gothic Novel. It will keep you guessing. This is one roller-coaster ride you won’t want to miss.

SHANE ALEXANDER has realized he should never have allowed his ex-girlfriend to spend her honeymoon on his island, but he never dreamed she’d run to the tabloids and blab about seeing ghosts. With the future of Leigh Island in danger, he devises a plan to dispel her claims and unknowingly sets in motion events that bring him face to face with a past that not only threatens his future but his life.

After breaking off her engagement, LILA FITZPATRICK wants a new beginning, but when she agrees to help her roommate by pretending to be a reporter, the last thing she expects to find is the man of her dreams. The question is what will he do when he finds out who she really is?

On An Island of Secrets
One woman, two men and a love that transcends time get a second chance to prevent history from repeating itself. But will love be enough to win the battle against time and stop the force that’s kept them apart for centuries?


What they're saying about it:

"Take a modern day journalist, toss in some intrigue and stir it up with some paranormal time travel and what you get is Island of Secrets.

This is one of those books that will surprise you at every turn. A woman who is pretending to be someone else on a mysterious island where nothing is as it seems. Everyone has secrets, including the island. Will anyone survive when the secrets are revealed?

You should really read this book....I guarantee you will have an entertaining visit to the Island of Secrets."--Amazon Reviewer


"Rarely do I have the time to read for pleasure; however, I came across this title and decided to download it on my kindle app on my phone, thinking that I would read it when I could find the time. I found a few spare minutes over Christmas break and decided to start on this book. Much to my surprise, I could not put it down. I read the entire book, from cover to cover, in one day! This book was that good. In fact, this book was excellent. I love the imagery used in the description of the characters and scenes. I felt like I was actually watching the events unfold. I will definitely make the time to read it again. I hope there will be more from this author very soon."--Amazon Reviewer